Austin's Instructions for Making Milk

At lunch today Austin instructed me in how to make milk.  Here are the steps (in his words) in case you did not already know how it is done.

1.  The farmer gets a bucket and puts it under the cow.
2.  The cow squeezes the farmer
3.  The farmer squeezes the cow really hard
4.  The cow farts
5.  The milk comes out
6.  The farmer puts the milk in the carton
7.  The farmer puts the milk on the shelf at the grocery store where it says 'MILK' in big letters

And that is how milk is made.  All of a sudden milk is not quite as appetizing anymore after step 4.